Me: Car payment?
Client: 46 dollars
Me: -blinks- 46 bucks a month for a car payment?
Client: yes
Me: Car insurance?
Client: I just gave it to you
Me: -blinkblinkblink- Nooo you gave me the car payment, I’m asking for car Insurance
Client: and they are the same thing
Me: nooooo…car payment is you paying someone for you car and car insurance is [...]
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Car insurance and Car payment are one!
Posted in Uncategorized on 04 December, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Everybody wants to be a cat
Posted in Uncategorized on 28 November, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Day: Thanksgiving 2008
Scene: Dining room table
So Fayne and I were eating our pies at the table while everyone else was doing their thing in the living room. Fayne’s son J was coming through the dining room singing…loudly…this is how it all went.
J: Everybody! Everybody! Everybody wants to be a cat!
Me: -groan- I am starting to [...]
Car Hell
Posted in Uncategorized on 26 November, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Week one
Thursday – Sea Turtle the car blows out white smoke and dies on the side of the freeway, have to call friend to pick me up
Saturday – Sea Turtle starts, get it to the station to be worked on
Week Two
Monday – Pick up Sea Turtle, water pump, oil change…blah blah blah…$269
Thursday – Sea Turtle [...]
Tidbits of calls…
Posted in Uncategorized on 25 November, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So I work in a call center…I’m on the phone for eight hours a day..I council people who are filing for bankruptcy..I get the joy of talking to some really brilliant people. Here are some tidbits of calls for me and some so-workers….
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Client: Creditors? I aint got none of them…jes these here credit cards
Me:-silently sobbing-
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Me: [...]
Things I cannot do at work
Posted in Uncategorized on 29 August, 2008 | 1 Comment »
-ask clients if brain rental is a standard monthly expense
-try to strangle self or others with phone cord
-or even pretend to do so
-answer the phone while cracking gum and saying in a nasal voice ‘Opratah, how my I direct yer cawl?”
-Animal husbandry
-Amateur pancreatic transplants
-Ukrainian belly dancing
-do the Umpa Lumpa Dance in the break room
-Cannot sing [...]
Spike Head!
Posted in Uncategorized on 27 August, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So Connor’s head has been shaved again. His head just looks HUGE with hair on it. So With it shaved he doesn’t look like this monsterous head kid and actually looks like a kid-kid.
Anyway, so Sunday the kids are sitting at the table eating their dinner. J gets down and moves over to Connor and [...]
Yacha cha…what?
Posted in Uncategorized on 27 August, 2008 | 2 Comments »
10 years ago – I was in my mid teens. Angst and all that crap, but we sure as hell didn’t call ourselves emo. We called it teenage hood or some such shit
5 years ago – I was a nanny for my best friend in a dinky town. Suffering a lot of inner turmoil as [...]
Desk Wars – The End (I hope)
Posted in Uncategorized on 22 August, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well Holy Cats the day finally came! I’ve been moved! Desk wise at work. Those that read the Desk Wars Saga know about the Twit. Those of you who do not..let me recap.
1. She writes on the desk
2. She leaves food in the keybord
3. She left a freaking rotting lemon in the desk.
4. She is [...]
…and then there’s this Einstein…
Posted in Uncategorized on 15 August, 2008 | 2 Comments »
STANTON — A 24-year-old man remained in jail late Thursday after he was arrested when he locked his keys in his vehicle and had to flee on foot after robbing the Stanton Drug Store with what was later found to be a caulking gun.
John Wilkinson, 24, of Big Spring entered the Stanton Drug Store in [...]
Goodbye Roman
Posted in Uncategorized on 14 August, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Saturday we got a kitten, we named him Roman. He is one of the few cats I have let myself actually really attach to. How could I not? He was the true meaning of ‘kitten’. Loved to play, to cuddle, to sleep…everything was wonderful to Roman. He was NINJA KITTEN. One of his favored things [...]
