-ask clients if brain rental is a standard monthly expense
-try to strangle self or others with phone cord
-or even pretend to do so
-answer the phone while cracking gum and saying in a nasal voice ‘Opratah, how my I direct yer cawl?”
-Animal husbandry
-Amateur pancreatic transplants
-Ukrainian belly dancing
-do the Umpa Lumpa Dance in the break room
-Cannot sing [...]
Archive for August, 2008
Things I cannot do at work
Posted in Uncategorized on 29 August, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Spike Head!
Posted in Uncategorized on 27 August, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So Connor’s head has been shaved again. His head just looks HUGE with hair on it. So With it shaved he doesn’t look like this monsterous head kid and actually looks like a kid-kid.
Anyway, so Sunday the kids are sitting at the table eating their dinner. J gets down and moves over to Connor and [...]
Yacha cha…what?
Posted in Uncategorized on 27 August, 2008 | 2 Comments »
10 years ago – I was in my mid teens. Angst and all that crap, but we sure as hell didn’t call ourselves emo. We called it teenage hood or some such shit
5 years ago – I was a nanny for my best friend in a dinky town. Suffering a lot of inner turmoil as [...]
Desk Wars – The End (I hope)
Posted in Uncategorized on 22 August, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well Holy Cats the day finally came! I’ve been moved! Desk wise at work. Those that read the Desk Wars Saga know about the Twit. Those of you who do not..let me recap.
1. She writes on the desk
2. She leaves food in the keybord
3. She left a freaking rotting lemon in the desk.
4. She is [...]
…and then there’s this Einstein…
Posted in Uncategorized on 15 August, 2008 | 2 Comments »
STANTON — A 24-year-old man remained in jail late Thursday after he was arrested when he locked his keys in his vehicle and had to flee on foot after robbing the Stanton Drug Store with what was later found to be a caulking gun.
John Wilkinson, 24, of Big Spring entered the Stanton Drug Store in [...]
Goodbye Roman
Posted in Uncategorized on 14 August, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Saturday we got a kitten, we named him Roman. He is one of the few cats I have let myself actually really attach to. How could I not? He was the true meaning of ‘kitten’. Loved to play, to cuddle, to sleep…everything was wonderful to Roman. He was NINJA KITTEN. One of his favored things [...]
German ‘Nazi’ youth camp raided
Posted in Uncategorized on 11 August, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Like I do every day at work I read BBC, why? Because I can find out more on BBC than I do on any of the papers in my area. I came across this article and was thrown back to the spring of 2006.
Two years ago I was living in Olympia,WA in an apartment complex [...]
New form of Rodent removal
Posted in Uncategorized on 08 August, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Woman Shoots Herself While Trying to Kill Mice
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
POTTER VALLEY, Calif. — A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.
The 43-year-old woman pulled out her .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor [...]
Gonna get a job?
Posted in Uncategorized on 08 August, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So as I was about the leave for work today J(my godson) and C(my son) are behind the couch, arms folded and looking at each other and this was the talk the two had..(keep in mind J is four and C is two)
J: When you grow up are you gonna get a job?
C: Yeaaah…gonna get [...]
Finical woes?
Posted in Uncategorized on 08 August, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I hear these every day, why? I’m a bankruptcy councilor…err…credit councilor…whatever you want to call this job. What I do is I council people before they are able to file for bankruptcy. There are several common things I see every day…
1.Over spending
2.No savings accounts
3.Lack of budgeting skills
4.Mismanagement of money
And much more
Just some tips on [...]
