Bored – The Beginning

So I was bored…took questions from random things…right.
See what I get paid to do?
1.Beef, Pork or Chicken?
Why do people even ask this question? Why the hell does anyone care?
For the record
Chicken..BaWk
2.What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Bed? Fuck…I sleep on the couch…what? Well when I do sleep in bed I sleep on the [...]

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Road Rage

Right so, on the way to work this morning…*cough*afternoon…there I am toodling along, doing my ‘thang’. Mind you, I have yet to hit the free way.
Sonofabitch, long ass line at the light before the exits. Fine, fuck all..whatever. So the music turned up and I figet..no smoking, I quit that. (Times like this one I [...]

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Desk Wars – The Return of the Twit

Soooo…there I was, sitting in the back of the call center at the table back there waiting with others of my shift for our desks to be vacated by the morning crew(too many people, not enough desks). All of the sudden there is The Twit, claws extended to click clack on the table…oh she was [...]

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Desk Wars – Part II

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
You would have thought the lemon was enough!
I know that Ms Twit does not like me right now (like I care). Every time she walked past me at work she just glares. Ouch…seriously lady. Like I give a damn about your moldy lemon, other than the fact it is GONE.
Now…we are onto [...]

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The hair

Alright…so…the hair.
Back a few days ago I mentioned I dyed my hair
I finally got the pictures.
They aren’t great…then again, it is me. Whoo…yay me. *feel the sarcasm*
Keep in mind I went from platinum blonde to this neato shade of red.
so without further ado…(or adu…whatever)

Hmm…wonder what new ways I can embarass myself now?

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Glove socks?

And people say I’m weird?
I have NOTHING on my son.
All of the sudden I hear hysterical laughter from the hall and here comes my son with gloves on his feet. Slipping and sliding…and me? Dreading to see which wall he’ll fall into now. My son has NO grace what so ever and he gets that [...]

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Desk Wars

So I work in a call center, those of you out there who work in one know the fun that can be had in them…also the hell.
 
This is the hell.
 
We have way too many people and not enough desks, soooo the people who work 6-3 share desks with the 3-12 people. Oh joy of joys. [...]

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Honest Joy

I’ve been sitting here thinking about being a mom…about being a kid…all of it.
You know how mothers always tell us ‘I hope you have a kid JUST LIKE YOU!’…well mother, I do.
And I love the holy hell out of the little bastard. He drives me bananas… whines at me because he doesn’t get his own [...]

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The magical world of hair color

Yes…I went from blonde to red.
I’m not kidding.
I love it!
its great…it is me.
And the responses at work have been priceless…-cackles-
I love showing up at work with different hair color in the middle of the week.

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Elevators from Hell

So we have this elevator at work…I hate it. It is evil.
 
This elevator will do one of few things…
 

Remain open with the doors vibrating like it is TRYING to close…and will not close while you are in it…but it will close AFTER you leave it and then leave the main floor. Bastard elevator
Start to close [...]

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